Our signature product from an ancient South Texas family recipe. It will change everything for you forever. You’ll hit a homer off that arrogant guy in softball, you’ll start being witty in the presence of women, you’ll save all kinds of alive stuff from burning buildings, you’ll tackle renegade wild urban wolves and re-release them into the wild, you’ll win arm wrestling world championships against mainly truck drivers in the late 80’s, it will make you whole, it will provide meaning to life. And Ladies, I won’t claim to know what you want, but I can tell you, you’ll get it with Blue Top (Red Hot).

Put this on Eggs.  And Pizza.  And Tacos.  And to season your simmering whatnot. And anything you intend to eventually consume.  Use it for cooking, seasoning, and increased brain function.  Do NOT put in your eyes or nose.  Will most likely not work as a skin exfoliator nor as a substitute for clean burning coal.  Sometimes it's spicy, sometimes it's really spicy, sometimes it might not be that spicy, I don't know you dude, how would I know your spice baseline. Heat level will be somewhere between one of those very hot rogue jalapeños and a mild habanero, but with smokey spicy savory delicious flavor.