Beard oil has become a thing.  A thing that costs 40 bucks for a quantity of oil almost big enough to fill a child's thimble.  Here at Buck & Bison we provide premium viscosity, the highest quality olfactory sensation, and performance that would make your niece's ballot recital look downright ridiculous.  And it aint gonna come in 1/2 oz, and it aint gonna cost no 40 bucks.  

Did we mention it's made of organic carrier and essential oil blending science?  Did we mention that women's noses will hit you in the grill if you wear it in public?